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Birthday, Christmas, gotcha day, or just because — this tee is the gift that requires zero explanation and earns maximum appreciation. Pair it with a treat box or a dog-themed mug and you have a gift set that actually means something.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, gentle cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash with like colours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or lay flat to dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCool iron if needed — do not iron directly over the print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing Tips\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasure your chest at its widest point and compare to the size guide to find your ideal fit. 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