Cynical Since Birth T-Shirt | Sarcastic Funny Graphic Tee

Born with a built-in eye-roll? This "Cynical Since Birth" t-shirt is your official uniform. Featuring sharp, bold white text paired with a sleek grim reaper silhouette, it delivers that perfect mix of dry wit and unapologetic attitude. Whether you're calling out the nonsense of daily life, embracing your inner skeptic, or just need a tee that says what you're thinking without saying a word—this one's for the realists who see through the fluff.

Crafted from soft, premium fabric for all-day wear that feels as good as it looks. Ideal sarcastic gift for friends who "get it," introverts with sharp tongues, Gen X vibes, or anyone who prefers honesty over hype.

Pair it with jeans for casual days, layer under a jacket for cooler nights, or wear it proudly to spark knowing smirks from fellow cynics. Soft material, durable print, true-to-size fit—because quality shouldn't be optional, even if optimism is.

Grab yours and let the world know: you've been over it since day one.

Shirt Care
To keep your shirt looking great, wash it inside out with cold water and mild detergent (no bleach). Skip the fabric softener—our shirts are already soft! Tumble dry on low or hang dry for best results. If ironing is needed, turn the shirt inside out and use a cool setting to protect the design.

Design Fit
Design size and placement may vary slightly depending on your unique shape—just like every smile is unique! 😊

Sizing Tips
Please check our sizing chart in the photos before ordering to ensure the perfect fit. Chest measurements should be taken around the fullest part of your chest. Shirt length is measured from the highest shoulder point to the hem.

Shipping Information
Most orders arrive within 8–12 business days, but we aim for quicker delivery by partnering with local suppliers. Need it sooner? Contact us to expedite shipping for an additional fee. Every order includes tracking, so you’ll know exactly when to expect your shirt.
Note: Shipping may take longer during holidays or unexpected delays, but we’ll keep you updated.